Stolen "meme"

Sandi and Chelle stole it from someone so after they got done I robbed their blog for this one (read as Brad is bored and has nothing creative to say)


Meme according to Wikipedia( I love that site)refers to a replicator of cultural information that one mind transmits (verbally or by demonstration) to another mind. Dawkins said, Examples of memes are tunes, ideas, catch-phrases, clothes fashions, ways of making pots or of building arches. Other examples include god(s), concepts, ideas, theories, opinions, beliefs, practices, habits, dances and moods which propagate within a culture. So I guess this is technically a meme of sorts.

MEME-OLOGY
GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch on some, vinagarette on others..depends on the salad or sub
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Sonic gets most of my business i guess.
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Tamollys restaurant in Paris ( I don't think its a chain but I know another small town nearby has one also)
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 10-15% but to ME I feel like the employer should pay the people not the user of the services but I do still tip.....I have tipped a dime before but you get what ya give.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? extra long cheese coneys from Sonic....or quesadillas from anywhere
Name three foods you detest above all others. liver, most chinese food,did i mention liver?.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? iced tea
What are your pizza toppings of choice? pepperoni if i only get one.
What do you like to put on your toast? butter and cinnamon.
What is your favorite type of gum? big red is hard to beat but any kind with cinnamon (two answers in a row)

TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? 35
Number of contacts in your email address book? between all the various aliases probably 2-300 lol
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Ummmm my Yukon doing a burnout.
What is your screensaver on your computer? its that goofy pipe thingie
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? oh yeah but ladies feel free to send more
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 1
How many televisions are in your house? 1
What kitchen appliance do you use the least?oven.
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? country and proud
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? does a computer have a battery?

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? legs or butt...you tell me:P.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right
Do you like your smile? No. i dont really have one..more a smirk
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? just teeth, a kidney stone, fat(exercise not a vacuum lol)
Would you like to? would i like to what?
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?i read as much there as anywhere lol.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? smell most likely.
When was the last time you had a cavity? dunno..couple years or more.
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? before i screwed up the "gun" it would have been a barbell.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? drank my way a few times but not knocked.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? nahhh just live like it might be tomorrow.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? i was thinking Henrique...or Bob
How do you express your artistic side? attemtping to entertain with a blog but also write poems and through my vehicles to some extent.
What color do you think you look best in?i have been told a dark blue looks great on me....so i got rid of all those lol.
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? medium security is still like a day care so until the sentence was over i am sure
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? are worms a food or non food item? how about dirt? grass?.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? i know this will raise eyebrows but oh hell yes i would lol
How often do you go to church? i was going quite regularly but havent been in a month.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? no
Has someone ever saved yours? spiritually yes, emotionally no, physically no

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? could i run instead? yes i would
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? on the arm or hand maybe lol.
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? oh hell no
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? Yes. if i could research it and see how much it would cost to sew it back on first.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? i would do it for wayyyyy less?Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?Most definitely.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? all at once or could i have to down it? and can i use chips?
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? only if i get to pick the lowlife to kill....
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? entire? does the cost of the services come out of the $5000 or would i have to pay for it lol!
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? hell i barely watch it now as is...well since i have gotten the cast i have been watching history channel a lot